Juzzy&Andy

Not Fair Debbie
By Juzzy&Andy

Juzzy, it’s me…DEBBIE!
You stay away from me… I have pepper spray on my keychain!!!

[Chant]
Boys are cheats and liars
They’re such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything to get to second

BASEball, baseball
He thinks he’s gonna score
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a WH….. (school bell ring)

[Verse 1]
We’re were so excited for you Deb
Tell us when you’re going to leave
Old London Town is where you’ll be
And all your dreams will be achieved

[Verse 2]
You know I’ve never met a girl
Who is so strong, smart and mature
Don’t change except maybe an accent
It sounds so posh and so demure

[Bridge]
There’s just one thing that’s getting in the way
You tried to get your Visa, and it was delayed
It’s such a shame
But all those British boys, they want to get to know you
These boys have so much charm, don’t trust anything they tell you

[Chorus]
It’s not fair
Cause you’re off to the UK
You’re off to the UK
You’re off to the UK

Oh take us it’s not fair
Oh Debbie please take care
Oh Debbie please take care

Oh it’s not fair
Cause you’re going on exchange
You’re going on exchange
You’re going on exchange

Oh you’ll have so much fun
With adventures to the max
Adventures to the max

[Verse 3]
Oh you’ll have such fun in England
Like a college girl gone wild
I hope you use lots of protection
Please don’t come home with a child

[Verse 4]
Try to remember what your Mum said
When you were leaving Sydney
Maybe she’s just overreacting
Pray you won’t catch STD’s

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

{Boys are cheats and liars chant}

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

Debbie, Debbie Savan-na
She’s going to rock out Loughborough
Oh Debbie, Debbie Savan-na
Sydney or London 
She always has such fun
At the Loughborough University (University)
Debbie, Debbie Savan-na (Yeah)

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