Juzzy&Andy

Mi Goreng
By Juzzy&Andy

Boi - eh boi i hungry 
you wan da pho?
Pho, doma chop you
wha chu wan girl

Mi goreng brings all the Chinks to the yard
And they’re like “Ni hao ma”
Damn right, It velly good la
I can make you, but I have to charge 

Mi goreng brings all the Viets to the yard
And they’re like “Pho doma”
Damn right, chop you doma
I can make you, but I have to charge

Verse 1:
I know you want it…
The thing that makes these
Asians go crazy for
They lose their minds 
For the taste I find
I think it’s time..

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Boil it up
(La-La-La-La-la)
The girls are waiting
(La-La-La-La-la)
Stir it up
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting

Chorus:
Mi goreng brings all the Chinks to the yard
And they’re like “Pho doma”
Damn right, It velly good la
I can make you, but I have to charge 

Mi goreng brings all the Viets to the yard
And they’re like “Pho doma”
Damn right, chop you doma
I can make you, but I have to charge

Verse 2:
I can see you’re on it…
You boil up the water
Noodles come after and Stir (stir it up)
Watch out it’s hot
Use chopsticks I bought
Watch if you’re smart

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Boil it up
(La-La-La-La-la)
The girls are waiting
(La-La-La-La-la)
Stir it up
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting

Chorus:
Mi goreng brings all the Chinks to the yard
And they’re like “Ni hao ma”
Damn right, It velly good la
I can make you, but I have to charge 

Mi goreng brings all the Viets to the yard
And they’re like “Pho doma”
Damn right, chop you doma
I can make you, but I have to charge

Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved
Everyone will look this way so
You must add soy and chilli
Same time you add the oil yo
Just get the perfect blend
Then mix in fried onions
Don’t forget the seasoning powder
Mi goreng’s the best shit ever

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Boil it up
(La-La-La-La-la)
The girls are waiting
(La-La-La-La-la)
Stir it up
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting

Chorus:
Mi goreng brings all the Chinks to the yard
And they’re like “Ni hao ma”
Damn right, It velly good la
I can teach you, but I have to charge 

Mi goreng brings all the Viets to the yard
And they’re like “Pho doma”
Damn right, chop you doma
I can make you, but I have to charge

Uhh Ok I get da Mi- goreng
Ok numba 3
For you 2 dolla fifty.  

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